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The crab in the sky, people call is cancer.
Cancer is a chronic communicable curable disease.
How it is caused[]
It is caused when you look at some cancerous post. People Spider-man, Edd from Ed, Edd n Eddy, Voldemort, Dr. Adolf Hitler died by it, because of shortage of its cure (RIP). Many other causes are listening to Justin Beiber, watching fridge, radioactive aliens, etc.
Cure[]
It's cure is Nothing. Nothing is made by nothing in no time. Hospitals with red plus (+). Santa Clause gives the cure to many kids.
Mythology[]
There are myths like cancer is incurable and non-communicable disease. Many other myths are there like cancer is caused by tobacco, U.V. rays, etc. All these are lies.